Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another man more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.
― The Sociological Cinema (via bitternectar)

kidheu:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

You really stretched it to find a post to fit this gif ;)

coagulates:

Drink water everyday and don’t let boys be mean to you

Things you can do to be happier:
  • Go to bed earlier
  • Finish things ahead of time
  • Eat whole-food
  • Exercise
  • Be present
  • Organize
  • Listen to music
  • Think positively
  • Drink lots of water
  • Journal
  • Read
  • Be productive
  • Eat fresh fruit
  • Breathe deeply
  • Go for a bike ride

To everyone overseas, I would like to come and play music for you sometime. That would be lovely. And if not—if I never ever meet you, have a lovely life. And stay in school, if you’re in school. And if you’re not in school, don’t go back. And don’t treat animals cruel.
― Matt Corby (via kissandradoggies)